Week 8: Heres Your Sign

Spam and Dorito Pizza:

1 Boboli pizza crust
½ c. pizza sauce
1 c. shredded cheddar cheese
1 c. shredded mozzarella cheese
1 can Spam
1 bag Doritos

Preheat oven to 425. Grease a 12'' pizza pan. Place dough onto pizza pan.

Spoon pizza sauce over crust leaving ½ in around outer perimeter. Use the bottom of the spoon to spread the sauce evenly. Sprinkle cheeses over surface of the pizza.

Next top the pizza with chopped Spam and crushed Doritos. To chop your Spam pop it out of its can, slice lengthwise from the short side of the rectangular form and then from the long side. Holding the strips of meat, chop from one end to the next, leaving you with nice cubes of Spam.
Also, you can crush your Doritos while they're still in the bag and sprinkle them over the pizza straight from the bag.

Place the pizza into the oven and bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until the crust is deep golden brown in color. Enjoy. You will be surprisingly impressed.

Twinkie-misu
By Larry Coons

Items Needed:

Box Hostess Twinkies
1/2 cup strong coffee, cooled & sweetened
1/4 cup Kahlua (optional)
1/2 gallon coffee or coffee & chocolate ice cream
Chocolate shavings or sprinkles

Directions

Slice Twinkies in half lengthwise. Spray 9 x 5 loaf pan with cooking spray. Put five Twinkie halves, cream side up, side by side in pan. Mix coffee and Kahlua (optional); with pastry brush, apply liberally to cut side of Twinkies. Spoon about a 1/2 inch layer of softened ice cream over Twinkies. Repeat until you have used enough Twinkies & ice cream to fill the loaf pan. Cover tightly with foil and freeze several hours or overnight. This can be served from the pan in slices or unmolded, garnished with the chocolate and served. Serves about 10.

Source: http://www.hostesscakes.com/recipe_view42.htm

Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Jokes:

*a few of my favorites

You might be a redneck if....

...you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay
...you think a Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy
...on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat
...your junior/senior prom had a daycare
...you think the last words to the star spangled banner are, “Gentlemen, start your engines!”
...you think paprika is a third world country
...you've ever been to a wedding reception at a waffle house
...you have grease under your toenails
...there's graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house
...you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tattoos
...you've ever taken a generator and a 27-in TV camping
...you think the police can't see you because your truck is painted camouflage
...your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.
...your gene pool doesn't have a “deep end”
...Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
...you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is
...you've ever hollered, “You kids quit playin' on that sheet metal!”
...people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business
...your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels